Thoughts of a Karen

What kind of Karen am I?
I am a middle-aged, blonde — thinking I can still be fit, driving a close-to-new SUV.
I live in Minneapolis…but not in the suburbs.
I grew up in a small town in North Dakota and dreamed of living in a big city. I took a couple of detours (for ~40 years!) before I finally got back to the Midwest, last year in September.